[Sweeney Todd]

What can I do for you today sir? Stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin massage. Sit sir. Sit.

[Judge Turpin]

You see sir a man infatued with love. Her ardent amd eager slave. So fetch the pomade and pumice stone
and lend me a more seductive tone
a sprinkling perhaps of French cologne but first sir I think a shave.

[Sweeney Todd]

The closest I ever gave
*whistles*

[Judge Turpin]

In a merry mood today Mr. Todd?

[Sweeney Todd]

Tis your delight sir catching fire from one man to the next.

[Judge Turpin]

Tis [bad word] sir love can still inspire the blood to pound the heartly pyre. What more

[Sweeney Todd]

What more?

[Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd]

Can man require

[Judge Turpin]

Than love sir

[Sweeney Todd]

More than love sir

[Judge Turpin]

What sir?

[Sweeney Todd]

Women

[Judge Turpin]

Ah yes women

[Sweeney Todd]

Pretty women
Now then my friend.
Now to your purpose.
Patience. Enjoy it.
Revenge can't be taken in haste.

[Judge Turpin]

Make haste and in this work you'll [bad word] sir

[Sweeney Todd]

My lord...
And who may it be said is your intended sir?

[Judge Turpin]

My ward
Pretty as a rose bud

[Sweeney Todd]

Pretty as her mother?

[Judge Turpin]

Huh? What was that?

[Sweeney Todd(spoken)]

Nothing sir. Nothing.
(sung)
Pretty women
Fascinating...
Sipping coffee,
Dancing...
Pretty women
Are a wonder.
Pretty women!
Sitting in the window or
Standing on the stair
Something in them cheers the air.
Pretty women

[Judge Turpin]

Silhouetted...

[Sweeney Todd]

Stay within you,

[Judge Turpin]

Glancing...

[Sweeney Todd]

stay forever,

[Judge Turpin]

Breathing lightly...

[Sweeney Todd]

Pretty women,

[Judge Turpin and Sweeney Todd(together and alternating)]

Pretty women!
Blowing out their candles [bad word] out their [bad word] out their hair then they leave
Even when they leave you and vainish they somehow can still can remain there with you
Even when they leave
They still are there.
They're there
Ah! Pretty women,

[Sweeney Todd]

At their mirrors,

[Judge Turpin]

In their gardens,

[Sweeney Todd]

Letter-writing,

[Judge Turpin]

Flower-picking,

[Sweeney Todd]

Weather-watching.

[Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin]

How they make a man sing!
Proof of heaven as you're living,
Pretty women! Sir, pretty women!
Yes pretty women,
Pretty women,
Pretty women,
Pretty women...