Everybody on your knees
 “It’s God” say the “Polyneese” [Sic]
 They worship me mistakenly
 I say “Tiki, who was he?”
 Trader Vic at Hinky Dink’s
 He liked  and he liked to drink
 Built a temple to have fun
 Huri Popo everyone

 Aku-Aku, Mai-Tai
 Tonight’s the night it’ll be just fine
 Gombai Smash or Kapu-Kai
 I Can’t be bothered by the 9 to 5
 Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight

 Island people are a generous bunch
 Offering drinks and buffet lunch
 No missionary could ever see
 Their downfall in Tahiti
 Could this be paradise?
 Hula skirts are really nice
 Sweet and [bad word] drinks with ice
 If I die this would suffice

 Aku-Aku, Mai-Tai
 Tonight’s the night it’ll be just fine
 Gombai Smash or Kapu-Kai
 I Can’t be bothered by the 9 to 5 [bad word] on I wanna lei ya at the coconut lounge tonight
 Aku-Aku, Mai-Tai
 Tonight’s the night it’ll be just fine
 Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight
 Aku-Aku, Mai-Tai
 Tonight’s the night it’ll be just fine
 Gombay Smash or Kapu-Kai
 Can’t be bothered with the 9 to 5
 Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight, tonight, tonight