MOVING GUY
So they say Captain Hammer’s [bad word] a [bad word] Political – He’s cleaning up the streets

OTHER MOVING GUY
About time

GROUPIE #1
So they say that it’s real love

All GROUPIES
So romantic

GROUPIE #2
He signed this

PENNY
So they say we’ll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday
Thanks to you
 
HAMMER
Thanks to me

BOTH NEWS PEOPLE
It’s the perfect story

NEWSMAN
So they say

NEWSWOMAN
hero leading the way

BOTH NEWS PEOPLE
Hammer’s call to glory

NEWSWOMAN
Let’s all be our best

NEWSMAN
Next up – Who’s [bad word] 

GROUPIE #3
So they say he saved her life

GROUPIE #1
They say she works with the homeless
And doesn’t eat meat

ALL GROUPIES
We have a problem with her

GROUPIE #2
This is his hair

HAMMER
This is so nice
Just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it’s better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff

BOTH GROUPIES
We do the weird stuff

PENNY
This is perfect for me
So they say
I guess it’s pretty okay
After years of stormy
Sailing have I finally found the bay

PENNY(overlap with Horrible below)
There’s no happy ending
So they say
Should I stop pretending
Or is this a brand new day

DR. HORRIBLE
There’s no happy ending
So they say
Not for me anyway
Stop pretending
Take the chance to build a brand new day

GROUPIE #2
This is his dry cleaning bill

ALL GROUPIES
Four sweater vests