Today I don't feel like doing anything
 I just wanna lay in my bed
 Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

 I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
 Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
 Nobody's gon' tell me I can't

 I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
 Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

 Oh yes, I said it, I said it
 I said it 'cause I can

 Today I don't feel like doing anything
 I just wanna lay in my bed
 Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
 Nothing at all, nothing at all

 Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
 Find a really nice girl, have some really nice 
 And she's gonna scream out
 This is great
 (Oh my god, this is great)

 Yeah, I might mess around
 And get my college degree
 I bet my old man will be so proud of me
 But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait

 Oh yes, I said it, I said it
 I said it 'cause I can

 Today I don't feel like doing anything
 I just wanna lay in my bed
 Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

 No, I ain't [bad word] my hair
 'Cause I ain't going anywhere
 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

 I'll just [bad word] in my birthday suit
 And let everything hang loose
 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

 Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
 I just wanna lay in my bed
 Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

 Nothing at all
 Nothing at all
 Nothing at all