Well, I've been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet but

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Well I savored many foreign kinds of delicacies
Intoxicated till I can't tell what the [bad word] I could see
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach
But all bars, pills and threeways lead me back to the beach and

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And now they say that virtue is it's own reward
But when that [bad word] in I'm gonna get my board
I got my own ideas about the righteous kick
And you can keep the rewards, I'd just as soon stay sick

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