Bring two prix fixe dinners up
I'll unwrap the plastic cups
It's just us my love
It's just us my love

I will make the room up nice
Put your insides all on ice
It was real [bad word] love
It was real [bad word] love

Close all the windows
Put signs on the handles
And strip down to my dun-dun-duns
You have gone so far
You have gone so far
And tonight
Its just me and the minibar

Candles from the walmart that
Every city's got to have
That I bought last night
That I bought last night

I was so excited to
Do such normal things with you
When you left last night
With your [bad word] dry
No such details will spoil my plan
That is the kind of girl I am
HA HA HA

Can you hear room 318?
Man they're really happening
They're a wild bunch
They're a wild bunch

But if they just knew
What my night [bad word] to
God would they vomit [bad word] 
You have gone so far
You have gone too far
So tonight
It's just me and the minibar

Nobody else
And I sing at the top of my lungs
Happy birthday us
Happy birthday us...