Hey, you! Pikachu! I want you on my team!
Your shocking 'lectric [bad word] my water theme!
I've got a chance to catch you so please don't take this to heart! 
I'll need to fight you with my Pokemon, so feel the wrath of MAGIKARP! 

Why, you, Pikachu! You think you're pretty tough! 
I hope you've packed some potions 'cause my Pokemon play rough! 
Prepare yourself for capture! Stay on guard! Think fast! Look sharp! 
I'm here to nab a Surfing, Pikachu, so I choose you, MAGIKARP! 

Curse you, Pikachu! This ain't some sort of game!
You think you're pretty [bad word]  but you're driying me insane! 
I've forty-seven Poke Balls brand new from Poke Mart! 
So surrender or you'll be no more! Beware my deadly MAGIKARP! 

 [bad word] you, Pikachu! My patience [bad word] out! 
I'll wipe that smarmy smile off your leering little snout! 
Just sit there and look pretty before I tear this place apart!
Then we'll see whose laughter's laughing last! [bad word] .. my MA-GI-KARP!