Last call for alcohol. 
Last call for your freedom of speech. 
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law. 
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie [bad word] Screwdriver. 
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid, 
and a jigger of formaldehyde 
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom. 
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you. 

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president 

Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now your Shah today
Now [bad word] all of you
Now you're going to pray in school
I'll make sure they're Christian too 

California Uber alles
Uber alles California 

Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural [bad word] knockin' for the master race 
Still you wear the happy face 

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam [bad word] back you say
Join the army or you will pay 

California Uber alles
Uber alles California 

Yeah, that's it. Just relax. 
Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG. 
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV. 
Lock your doors. Close your mind. 
It's time for the two-minute warning. 
 [bad word] to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece 

You'll go quitely to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws 

Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan 

California Uber alles
Uber alles California