Baby, we was makin' straight A's
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
Don't take much to memorize your lies
I feel like I've been hypnoti-sized

And then, that magic man, [bad word] to town.
Woo-Wee! He done spun my head around
He said "Recess is in session,
Two and two make five."
And now, baby, oh, I'm alive.
Ah Yea! I am alive.

And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well, baby, you just better forget it.
Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time.

Oh, you know I was on the Honor Roll
Got good grades, ain't got no soul
Raise my hand before I can speak my mind
I've been biting my tongue too many times

And then that magic man took you away (uh huh)
Do what magic man do, not what magic man say
Now, can I please have the attention of the class.
Today's [bad word] ignment... (hem hem)
KICK SOME [bad word] #33;

And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well, baby, you just better forget it.
Rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time.