Sun's going down. Like a big bald head. Disappearing behind the boulevard. It's Sharkey's night. Yeah. It's Sharkey's night tonight. 

And the manager says: Sharkey? He's not at his desk right now. Could I take a message? 

And Sharkey says: Hey, kemosabe. Long time no see. 
He says: Hey sport. You connect the dots. You pick up the pieces. 
He says: You know, I can see two tiny pictures of myself And there's one in each of you eyes. And they're doin' everything I do. Every time I light a cigarette, they light up theirs. I take a drink and I look in and they're drinkin' too. It's drivin' me crazy. It's drivin' me nuts. 
And Sharkey says: Deep in the heart of darkest America. Home of the brave.
He says: Listen to my heart beat.

Paging Mr. Sharkey. White courtesy telephone please.