Sam:
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
Yeah, a different city every night oh right
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire

Artie (with New Directions Boys): 
Yeah I would have a show like (Oprah)
I would be the (host of), Everyday (Christmas)
Give Artie a (wish list)
I'd probably pull an (Angelina and Brad Pitt)
And adopt a bunch of babies that (I never had it)

Give away a few Mercedes like (here lady have this)
And last but not least grant (somebody their last wish)
It's been a couple months since (I've single so)
You can call me Artie Claus minus the (Ho-Ho)
Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where (Katrina hit)
And [bad word] sure do a lot more (Than FEMA did)
Yeah can't forget about me (Stupid)
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

Sam:
Oh every time I close my eyes (Artie: Oh what ya see, What ya see bro?)
I see my name in shining lights (Artie: Huh huh, Huh huh)
Oh yeah hey!
different city every night oh right
I swear the world better prepare (Artie: For what ?)
For when I'm a billionaire (New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) 
For when I'm a Billionaire (New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) 
For when I'm a Billionaire

Puck (with New Directions Boys):
I'll be playing basketball with (The President)
Dunking on his (delegates)
Then [bad word] him on his (Political etiquette)
Toss a couple million in the air just for (the heck of it)
But keep the fives, twenties, tens and Bens [bad word] separate)
And yeah I'll be in a (whole new tax bracket)

We in recession but (let me take a crack at it)
I'll probably take whatever's left and (Just split it up)
So everybody that I love (can have a couple bucks)
And not a single tummy around me would know what (Hungry was)
Eating good (Sleeping soundly)
I know we all have a (Similar dream)
Go in your pocket pull (Out your wallet)
And put it in the air and sing

Sam:
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad (Artie: So bad)
Buy all of the things I never had (Artie: Buy ev'rything haha)
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (Artie: What up Oprah? Haha)
Oh every time I close my eyes (Artie: Oh what ya see, what ya see, bro?)
I see my name in shining lights (Artie: Uh huh, Uh huh)
different city every night oh right
I swear the world better prepare (Artie: For what?)
For when I'm a billionaire (New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) (Artie: Sing it) 
For when I'm a Billionaire (New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) 
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad