twist it, turn it, bang it, burn it
take it, bake it, twirl it, fake it
warm it, wake it, twist it, make it
shake it, smoke it, stroke it, choke it
show it, blow it, dirty Joe it
dance around and Sheryl Crow it [bad word] it, jail it, sell it, tell it
mess it up and jingle bell it

fancy that, fancy this
horizontal twist
fancy that, fancy this (oh yeah)
horizontal twist

fry him, try him, do or die him
bring him home where you can tie him
hide him, pie him, slide him, buy him
get a room where you can ride him
flip her, skip her, chip her, drip her
send her to the little dipper
lip her, nip her, grip her, strip her
do it like an acid tripper

fancy that, fancy this (pop that weasel)
horizontal twist (you know it baby)
fancy that, fancy this (ah-ha, ugh)
horizontal twist

twist
say it: twist!

twist it, turn it, bang it, burn it
bake it, take it, twirl it, fake it
warm it, wake it, twist it, make it
shake it, smoke it, stroke it, choke it
show it, blow it, dirty Joe it
dance around and Sheryl Crow it [bad word] it, jail it, sell it, tell it
mess it up and jingle bell it

fancy that, fancy this (pop that weasel)
horizontal twist (aha, aha)
fancy that, fancy this
horizontal twist
(aha, aha)