It's not the way she looks at you
 Like you're the first man in her life
 'Cause I know Amy's [bad word] 
 And when we're through
 She'll be my wife
 I know you've saved the universe
 And she paints you in perfect light
 And though I may be just a nurse,
 The Doctor isn't always right

 You've got no idea just how dangerous
 You make people to themselves

 ('Cause) I want to be Mr. Pond
 And I can't lie and say that I'm fond
 Of the way you've been hurled, into our world
 Now that you've saved the day, why don't you fly away?
 'Cause I want to be Mr. Pond
 But there's so many things that could go wrong
 In your time machine,
 That you just don't see
 Why can't she see?

 She's never said that she loves me
 But she'll still risk her life for you,
 And in [bad word] 
 It seems to me that's all she'll do
 Well I guess it's Amy's choice
 And I know I can't [bad word] her
 But I've hardly had a voice
 And I don't want to lose her

 You've got no idea just how dangerous
 The world is when you're around

 ('Cause) I want to be Mr. Pond
 And I can't lie and say that I'm fond
 Of the way you've been hurled, into our world
 Now that you've saved the day, why don't you fly away?
 'Cause I want to be Mr. Pond
 But there's so many things that could go wrong
 In your time machine,
 That you just don't see

 Why can't you see
 What you're doing to Amy?
 If you keep putting her in danger
 You're gonna get her killed

 ('Cause I want to be Mr. Pond
 And I can't lie and say that I'm fond
 Of the way you've been hurled, into our world
 Now that you've saved the day, why don't you fly away?
 'Cause I want to be Mr. Pond,
 But there's so many things that could go wrong
 In your time machine,
 That you just don't see)