Were you there?
Were you kicking?
Alive in aisle twelve
Gimmick of the century
In boxes and jars
And giveaway cars
He motioning for you

Twas a band
They were sickening
Arousing everyone
PS Dump Your Boyfriend
Promotional trash
Emotional bash
With helium balloons

So now tell me
How the [bad word] did we miss it
Bared his [bad word] for all to see
And no one got to kiss it