Have you heard of the man 
 Who is ten feet tall? 
 He scares people away 
 Cause he's got no face at all 

 Super long arms 
 With tentacle end 
 But the tragedy is 
 He just wants to make friends 

 Ba bum dum dum 

 Slenderman 
 Sympathy for sle-eh-eh-eh-ender man 
 He hangs out in the dark 
 Cause he's go nothing to do 
 Wore his very best suit 
 Just to impress you 
 Have sympathy for poor slenderman 

 He's too tall for a car 
 So he walks all the way 
 He always tries to surprise you 
 In case it's your birthday 

 His breath smells bad 
 Cause he can't [bad word] his teeth 
 He tried to take off his mask 
 And found a mask underneath 

 He bumps his head 
 When he enters a door 
 His shoes are shabby 
 Cause it's hard to find size 24 

 His Tvs are all broke 
 He's out of groceries too 
 He's skinny cause 
 He saved he biggest portion for you 

 Ba bum dum dum 

 Slenderman 
 Sympathy for sle-eh-eh-eh-ender man 
 His raspy voice 
 Is just [bad word] cold 
 He's got so many arms 
 But nobody to hold 
 Have sympathy for poor slenderman 

 He hangs out with the trees 
 Because to trees don't judge 
 His friend requests ignored 
 From Sadako and The [bad word] 

 Sympathy for slenderman 
 He's always doing the best he can 

 Just don't get this song 
 Stuck in your head 
 Or he'll show up tonight 
 At the end of your bed 
 And no one meets slender 
 With out winding up... 

 *static and screaming* 

 ....dead? 

 No sympathy for slender man.