There's a game called Civilization where you get your own little nation
Be [bad word] as you see fit, just one click and you can decree [bad word] From Civ 1 to Civ Revolution, it's your job to find the solution
Need advice from somebody wiser? Just ask Elvis, he's your advisor

Everybody thinks you're nobody important
If this were Fight Club, you'd be Edward Norton.
gimp, a geek, a shrimp... they call you weak they call you wimp (and so lame!)
Little do they know that you're a man of power
You can conquer peoples hour after hour
They'd fear you if they lived in the borders of your Civ!

So keep playing Civilization, take good care of your little nation
Start a war with ancient Egyptians, spread your equally valid religion
Win with science, culture, or napalm
Watch out, Gandhi might drop the A-bomb
You can show your neighbors you love them,
Or just beat the dog [bad word] out of them

Oh-ho, KEY CHANGE [bad word] 

When you're playing Civilization, history [bad word] your creation,
Learn to write before you can read and build the Taj Majal right in Cleveland! 

Keep your wits and your sense of humor
Watch out for that prick Montezuma (He's a douchebag)
You can change the future a lot, see?
You can even make Jewish [bad word] If it's in your imagination, it can be your civilization
(Civilization is the [bad word] I hope they don't drop the ball when they bring it to Facebook!)