Hermoine and Ron
 Girl you’ve been giving me looks for the last 5 books
 They gonna get it on
 There is nothing left to fear
 So have another butter beer
 He’s got a magic wand
 I’ll puts some wizards in you
 cus that’s what Weasleys do
 That’ll make him go all night long
 Avadaviagra
 When you said it’s leviosaaa not leviooosa
 I thought you were snobby, but I wanted you closer
 When I was with Lavender, I felt blue
 Cus I was snoggin’ with her but I was thinkin’ of you
 We just got chased by a big [bad word] snake
 beast made of fire, and a [bad word] off lake
 Warring factions are destroying Hogwarts
 No time like the present to get in your shorts
 Get out the candles, and the scented lotion
 And earplugs cus we’re gonna make [bad word] 
 It didn’t mean a [bad word] thing when I was seeing Cho Chang
 If I ever graduate then you can have my class ring
 I know I spent more time with Hermoine Granger
 But if I showed you my love, I’d put your hiney in danger
 Now that we’ve destroyed that final [bad word] 
 I think its time for you and me to get down and make sweet love
 Sirius Black I’d like to get some of that
 They say that once you go black you never go back
 Oh you knew I was [bad word]  c’mon don’t get all weird
 I wore high heeled boots, and even had a beard
 Listen up nerds, before you get [bad word] 
 There’s a ton of [bad word] wizards, lets go down the list
 You’ve got Gandalf : queen. Merlin: fairy
 even Obi Wan Kenobi had a “roommate” named Terry
 As I lie here breathing my dying breath
 I am only thinking of your mom’s heaving breast
 Going to be your new dad in the afterlife
 Going to beat up your dad, and make Lily my wife.
 Belatrix why are you sitting way over there
 Say did you do something new to your hair?
 You give me a tingling way down in my pants
 Feels like being eaten by y ants.
 Make no mistake I want to show you my snake
 No, not you Nagini
 I meant the snake in my pants
 Nagini, git git git.
 Well, are you going out or are you staying in?
 Make up your mind.
 This is the untold story
 My feet are getting cold.
 of what happens when wizards get horny