Hello Mr. Krinkle 
How are you today? 
Seems [bad word] are about 
your team might move away 
Now, me I'm sentimental 
But I'm not one to cry   

Say there Mr. Krinkle 
let's [bad word] the [bad word] boat  [bad word] then sonsabitches 
with their gill-nets set afloat 
I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die 
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why 

Hey ho Mr. Krinkle 
have you heard the brand new sound 
It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix 
Bocephus, Cher and James Brown 
It's called "Heavy Hometown" 
New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry 
C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why