Bell door on [bad word] on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
 
I was Shaved
I was Shaved
I was Shaved
 
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips
 
I was Shamed
I was Shamed
I was Shamed
 
I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt.
 
I was Shaved
I was Shaved
I was Shaved