(fluttershy: look how scared they are) *sighs* deep breath, ok, let's get it
Uh, tell myself that I won't pleat
Rarity keep folding all my fabric so it's oh so neat
Had a dream that I was ripping and killing a sickening beat
That by the end of the line it was oh so sweet
Ha, I should call off my own Hasty race 
I can do it better when I'm focused at my very pace
Tying up my laces while rainbow [bad word] Adjacent to the side that I'm on, though I keep her waiting
Anticipating, what other raps am I on?
I guess I'd say I couldn't answer head on
So I am hoping that my talents balance pros and my cons
And sooner than later, better late than never I'm gone
With lyra and Bon Bon, assuring rights and the wrongs
And we [bad word] upon on, until the break of the dawn
And the sun(sawn), with Celestia a lesson she'll spawn
And I get it(really?), It's like a picture perfect that I've drawn
So [bad word]  shouts out to mac got your back
And I wonder ponder could I get your sis Applejack?
(nope) well [bad word]  man, just relax and chillax
I'm just hoping we can kick it all up in the hay stack, legit
Kicking back and then back in the back 
And attack back to back, swagging with no slack, I'm jacked
Up with my consciousness, sinning up my providence
Cross my heart and hope to die and stick a cupcake in my eye 
I try and wry I wonder why, tell the [bad word] I ain't going lie
Lemme be honest, and a little bit of modest
That I cop the r34, hear the words from my yap
And my thoughts to mass..faster than I fap 
As it occurs as a blur and a slur in the lap,
like the ice nice fur like the fur in the cap
I would worry I'm a furry as a matter of fact,
you call us [bad word] I straight had it that you curving the facts,
Despite I'd wouldn't mind to get it with a perv as a cat..
in my lap
The puns berry punching the sap
And I never thought that I would write this rap up in scrap
Just like when Twilight never thought she'd winter wrap up in a snap, hauling
And me? I'm straight bawling
Shouting out, and spit hot fire, spitfire I've fallen for
Soarin exploring, my depths would apply according
He shorten out our differences to see what's so important
Sporting, In the outfit that he had worn in
We wore each other to within core that we swore to store in 
Unleash the war to [bad word] the fort in
We going in like we can afford a hoard of corpses.. [bad word]