You used to get it in your fishnets 
Now you only get it in your night dress 
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness 
Landed in a [bad word] crisis 
Everything's in order in a black hole 
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though 
The Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco 
Remember when you used to be a rascal? 

Oh the boy's a slag 
The best you ever had 
The best you ever had 
Is just a memory and those dreams 
But as daft as they seem 
As daft as they seem 
My love when you dream them up... 

Flicking through a little book of  tips 
Remember when the boys were all electric? 
Now when she's told she's gonna get it 
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it 
Clinging to not getting sentimental 
Said she wasn't going but she went still 
Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle 
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil? 

Oh the boy's a slag 
The best you ever had 
The best you ever had 
Is just a memory and those dreams 
But as daft as they seem 
As daft as they seem 
My love when you dream them up 
Oh, where did you go? 
Where did you go? 
Where did you go? Woah. 

Falling about 
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane 
You were just sounding it out 
You're [bad word] back again. 

Falling about 
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane 
You were just sounding it out 
You're [bad word] back again. 

You used to get it in your fishnets 
Now you only get it in your night dress 
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness 
Landed in a [bad word] crisis 
Everything's in order in a black hole 
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though 
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco 
Remember when he used to be a rascal?