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[Intro] I own a mansion, but live in a house king-size bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket just blew [Verse 1] This always happens, 30 minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a football So every time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- [bad word] on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got [bad word] autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened [bad word] out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my [bad word] with it, [bad word] it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the [bad word] #39;' when does all of this [bad word] end? Can't park my [bad word] without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the [bad word] trash Without someone passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my [bad word] mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country bumpkin [bad word] Missouri Southern roots, what the [bad word] is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic wear up the [bad word] Stuck in the past, iPod, what the [bad word] is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn [bad word] [Hook] Maybe that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been good to me so far) [Verse 2] They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the [bad word] I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant [bad word] sack But I blew, never turned back Turned 40 and still sag Teenagers act more [bad word] mature, Jack [bad word] you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, [bad word] I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* swag [bad word] my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect match Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to technology But what the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn that? [bad word] I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert [bad word] I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, [bad word] with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, [bad word] [bad word] jump, punch, stab and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and belch They say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet peeves God dammit to [bad word] I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I can't go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a [bad word] dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up with me [Hook] Maybe that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivatio