Pick up the god dang phone... [bad word] where the [bad word] were you Tuesday?
With who you say?
I wasn't at the studio [bad word] what'd you do [bad word] Dre?
You went there looking for me
Oo that excuse is too lame
Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You fake, lying [bad word] you never told me you knew drake
Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs
You try to flip this on me?
If i spent more time with you, you say
“Ok yeeah, I’m coo-coo, hey?” Well, [bad word] you
And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh touche
You were too two-faced for me
Thought you was my number one [bad word] BlueAce but you ain't
And I can see you and you make
That little boo-boo face
Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
You make my [bad word] Blutooth ache
You feeling blue too late
Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
Here's what you say to someone you hate

[Hook]
My life will be so much better if you dropped dead (I hate you)
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this song just popped in my head and I though
Wouldn't [bad word] just be a lot easier if you dropped dead (dead)
I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better)

Think I just relapsed, this [bad word] pushed me over the brim
Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go cause I told 'em
I'm only driving [bad word] cause that [bad word] drove me to drink
I'm back on my [bad word] hoes but a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias I hate all [bad word] the same, [bad word] on
Excuse the pun but [bad word] you're such a broad statement
And I'm channeling my anger through every single station it's on
Cause a woman broke my heart, I say hea-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts
And threw it in the garbage, who do you think you are? [bad word] guess it's time for me to get the dust off
And pick myself up off the carpet
But I'll never say the L-word again
I la-la-la-la [bad word]  aaaah
I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life's be so much better if you just

[Hook]

[Bridge]
Cause you told me, you love me, forever [bad word]  that was a lie
I never, wanted someone, to die
So bad in my [bad word] life
But [bad word] it, there's other fish in the sea

And I'mma have a whale of a time
Being a single sailor for the night [bad word] on a scale of 1 to 10, [bad word] I must be the holy grailer
Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my [bad word] name (great)
I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh
Made for me say [bad word] it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer
These [bad word] tryna get atached with the failer
And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
Like I'm itchin' to get hitched
Yeah I'm rich as a [bad word] but [bad word] ain't [bad word] I'd rather leave a [bad word] in a ditch [bad word] [bad word] when you listen to this
But you still throw yourself at me
That's what I call pitchin' a [bad word] That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul
But my [bad word] s on strike so all that love [bad word] is null and void [bad word] I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys
Getting sick at these girls girls girls
Oink oink oink you [bad word] pigs
All you good boys doink doink doink
I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain't one
She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun
I take em all out I hope you hear this song
And grow into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack
And just drop dead and I'mma throw a [bad word] party after this cause

[Hook]

[Outro]
I'm just playing [bad word]  you know I love you