2009

So Death Magnetic was released
And no one knew if Mike was pleased
Because he kept his profile low

So we all sent to Mike a link 
And asked him WATCHA-WATCHA [bad word] THINK?
But what he thought we’ll never know 

COZ MIKE NEVER LOVED METALLICA AT ALL!
MIKE NEVER LOVED METALLICA AT ALL!

Lead "Saint Hangover" by Rotten

So now Lulu is on its way
It makes you cringe [bad word] away 
Lou Reed sounds like a [bad word] joke 

So we all sent to Mike a link 
And asked him WATCHA-WATCHA [bad word] THINK?
But what he thought we’ll never know 

COZ MIKE NEVER LOVED METALLICA AT ALL!
MIKE NEVER LOVED METALLICA AT ALL!

If Mike’d never loved metallica 
Life woulda been so easy 
Nobody would care what they put out 

If Mike’d never loved metallica 
Life woulda been so easy
We all would say IT’S [bad word]  we’d say it LOUD!
NO [bad word] DOUBT!