1996

Once upon a time there lived a guy whose name was Pete
He wore an office tie and often looked like [bad word] 
But he met a gal who showed him how to live
She said the mighty words that he had to believe 
She said

 [bad word] 
MOTHER 
 [bad word] 
You ain’t as [bad word] up they think you are  
MOTHER 
 [bad word] 
La-lee la-loo lalalala lala

SINCE he met that gal he turned to a hardcore guy
SOCKS FOR [bad word] T-shirt replaced his [bad word] tie
He started playin PUNK and grew the coolest beard
And found a lotta fun in drinkin wine & beer 
So he says…

 [bad word]