Six o’clock in the morning and I gotta get up
I’ve just slept three hours got a head like a rock
I had a few beers … and a few beers more
I just wanna hit the shower but there’s someone at my door
It’s my mother and she yells “better get your [bad word] up quickly”
“Clean up your room take out that dogs and all that [bad word] 
 [bad word] 
And now I’m outta here
Cuz I got better things to do
Than just waiting for my life to change
I said I’m outta here
Cuz you’re too [bad word] Time waits for noone and noone waits for you

Two month later and I got me a girl
She is a [bad word] and my friends are scared of her
She got an eye on me wherever I go
And if I wanna hang out with my boys
She says “no”
Hey baby let me tell you some
If I need someone with authority I call my mom
 [bad word] 
Now listen up boys and girls
If you life sucks [bad word] You gotta move somewhere else or
Let the others pass
And you’ll find out it’s kinda cool
To do what you’re wanna do
Just look at me and what I did
Now it’s up to [bad word]