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"Kanye West Diss"

I saw Kayne-the [bad word] fish
Take the mic from Taylor Swift
At the MTVMAs
Throws a [bad word] every year
What's he crying about now?
His haircut looks like my [bad word] 
I think he's finally lost his mind
He made this country singer cry

I'd love to smash Taylor's [bad word] She's over eighteen years, alright?

He's some
Kind of male diva
Musical genius
Greatest [bad word] since Jesus
He's just too cool to stay his [bad word] seated
Drinking Hennessey since Kelly and Regis
Keep his, whack [bad word] off of the TV
Now I see Taylor Swift walking off and leaving
Bring her back out
I was starting to imagine her mouth upon Katy Perry's [bad word] 
'Til Kanye starts speakin'
Please tell me what kinda [bad word] is that?
Remember, back stage, he was gettin' all mad?
Sayin' that MTV doesn't care about black people
Isn't there a black guy in this gym class heros?
Herro

I've been seein' them PSA's
Sayin' don't say something is [bad word] Wanda Sykes was in on this
I though it was kinda [bad word] I can't read good so I shout,
"Patrick Swayze, where'd you go?"
Making Red Dawn 2 in heaven
Keep an eye on Michael Jackson
Keep him away from Ben Savage
If he's not dead then I'm impressed

We all say words like  [bad word] 
But we don't mean to demean
Kids that have special needs
We just need a word,
And it's the greatest word we got
To describe vegans and members of PETA

When I say  [bad word] 
You might think that it's terrible
But I don't mean to hurt your feelings,
Homoual
It's a word I need just for people in general,
Like the lead singer of Interpol

Cynical people think that it's hate speech
They can all lick me where the Good Lord laced me
The color of your skin doesn't matter to me
And the colors of a fascist don't change just 'cause you call him a bleeding heart...

Christians really miss Jesus
They blame the Jews for killing him
I choose to blame the Jews, as well
More for industrial things

Psych!
Just playin, don't get all mad
Don't go call Gloria Allred
I got no good [bad word] money
Go sue someone that's good for it

I live in my momma's basement
I never had to pay no rent

Where would I be without racism?
That's like saying where would Mindless Self Indulgence be without girls that were molested as children?
If I can't make fun of Asians,
You feminist [bad word] aren't free to say  [bad word] Sarah Palin"
And I can't even say I wanna [bad word] Sarah Palin
David Letterman couldn't be funny if you payed him

I wrote this song
So I could get laid with Taylor
And burn Kanye like the witches in Salem

You want racist?
I'll give you racist
The human race is heading for the days of enslavement
I watch in amazement,
From my momma's basement
You closet cases going ape [bad word] over [bad word] [bad word] 
Remember this face, 'cause I'm gettin' me a facelift
Rerverse Michael Jackson, reverse celeb racist [?]
So I can say [bad word]  without pushin' daisies, like Swayze

Lady's chicken head ways don't faze me
99 problems, and Jay-Z will hate this
Have you ever had shoes without shoelaces?
Have you ever seen Jews without Jew faces? [bad word]  I don't mean to cut you off
And I'll let you finish,
But Weird Al is better than you!
And doesn't use hatred

Well, I do, so you can suck my [bad word]  [bad word] naked
I'm tired of you, and [bad word] music, I hope I don't make it [bad word] your crew (bleep) child [bad word] tradin' [bad word]