Beedi peeke nukkad pe wait tera kiya re
Khali-peeli 18 cup chai bhi toh piya re (x3)

Raja beta banke maine jab sharafat dikhayi
Tune bola 'hatt mawaali' bhaav nahi diya re

ABCD padhli bohot
Thandi aahein bhar li bohot
Acchi baatein kar li bohot
[bad word] tere saath

Gandi baat...
Gandi-gandi gandi gandi gandi baat.. (x4)

Aise kyun kyun kyun
Karta tu tu tu
Munh pe thu thu thu pyar me
Jab se hu hu hu
Laila ki ki ki
Into to to to pyar me

Aise kyun kyun kyun
Karti tu tu tu
Munh pe thu thu thu pyaar me
Jab se hu hu hu
Majnu ka ka ka
Into to to to pyar me

ABCD padhali bohot
Thandi aahein bhar li bohot
Acchi baatein karli bohot
[bad word] tere saath

Gandi baat...
Gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat.. (x4)

Gul-badan dan dan
Deal done done done
One Two One One One ho gaya

Muh se kya kya kya
Bol na na na..
Mann to mann mann mann ho gaya

Dikhne mein thi tu kadak
Dheere dheere pighli bahut
Acchi baatein karli bahut
[bad word] tere saath

Gandi baat...
Gandi gandi gandi gandi gandi baat.. (x4)