Happy Halloween from Scott Bradlee & Postmodern Jukebox!
lyrics
[Verse 1] 
I've never seen a diamond in the flesh 
I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies 
And I'm not proud of my address, 
In a torn-up town, no postcode envy 

But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom 
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room, 
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams. 
But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece. 
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash. 
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair. 

And we'll never be royals (royals). 
It [bad word] in our blood, 
That kind of luxe just ain't for us. 
We crave a different kind of buzz. 
Let me be [bad word] (ruler), 
You can call me queen Bee 
And baby [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  
Let me live that fantasy. 

[Verse 2] 
My friends and I—we've cracked the code. 
We count our dollars on the train to the party. 
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this, 
We [bad word] for money. 

But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom. 
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room, 
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams. 
But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece. 
Jet planes, oh, tigers on a gold leash 
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair 

And we'll never be royals (royals). 
It [bad word] in our blood 
That kind of luxe just ain't for us. 
We crave a different kind of buzz. 
Let me be [bad word] (ruler), 
You can call me queen Bee 
And baby [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  
Let me live that fantasy. 

Ooh ooh oh 
We're bigger than we ever dreamed, 

And we'll never be royals (royals). 
It [bad word] in our blood 
That kind of luxe just ain't for us. 
We crave a different kind of buzz 
Let me be [bad word] (ruler), 
You can call me queen Bee 
And baby [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
credits
released 31 October 2013 
Puddles The Clown - lead vocals 
Robyn Adele Anderson - backup vocals 
Cristina Gatti - backup vocals 
Adam Kubota - bass 
Allan Mednard - [bad word] 
Scott Bradlee - piano 

Arranged & Produced by Scott Bradlee