Homo Sapiens Rhapsody (исполнитель: Sugita Tomokazu)
("Taararattattattattaratta jan")
kou [bad word] koto ni [bad word]
imasara [bad word] hazuganai ("akiramenna")
yokan wa shoujiki HORAA HAUSU ("au!")
akiaki daze... nigero! ("Shikashi mawari komareta")
[bad word] to omou ga ore wa
Tokubetsu na ningen demo nandemo nain da ze!")
kitai wa [bad word] shoutai wa [bad word] ("Dame da dame da!")
sorosoro ki ga tsuke yo ("Ore daze tottsun dare!?")
hitosoudou owareba 10,000 (ichi-man) kenshorihan ("Nani!?")
sekininsha ORE nano ka? ("Uwaaa! [bad word] na! [bad word] naa!")
gutai teki [bad word] kara iwanai kedo ( [bad word] Itte miro")
jibundemo okashii to omowanai ka? ("U! Namaiki itte suimasen [bad word] ")
matomo na seishun
sono ichi ("One!") : kotou nanka ni dekakenai ("Ikanai ikanai")
futsuu ni seishun
sono ni ("Two!") : natsuyasumi wa yasumu ("Aete [bad word] ")
saketai seishun
sono san ("Saan!") : myou na eiga wa tsukuranai ("Oi! 'Three' tte ie yo!")
yosou wa seikai NEBAA ENDO ("Owaranai!")
akiaki daze... nigero!
("Daga ore wa mebiusu no wa no ue wo [bad word] ita ni suginain da.
Na, nandatte!?")
gokai ni [bad word] ritai ni [bad word]
ichiichi makikomu na ("Aaa! Sugoi saikuron!")
isshuukan norikoe 100,000 (juu-man) nen soutousuu
gyakukaiten [bad word] ka? ("Chou pinchi supin!")
odoroki ga tameiki ni [bad word] dake de ("Haa, yareyare...")
jibundemo naresugite YABAI no kane? ("Zannen nagara te no hodokoshiyou ga arimasen. Damare!")
naritai yuujin
kibou ichi ("Tanomu!"): chounouryoku wa tsukawanai ("Kao mo chikaku nai!") [bad word] yuujin
kibou ni ("Onegaishimasu!"): mirai kara konai ("Asahina-san wa Asahina-san dakara iin da!")
kigaau yuujin
kibou san ("Honto tanomimasu!") : HOMO-SAPIENSU-KATEGORI ("Zegahidemo onegai [bad word] ")
yotei ga seikaku kenzen na shikou de areba yoshi! ("Yooshi")
("Sou da yo na~, saisho kara tokubetsu na ningen nanka [bad word] ka yo!
Ano nyuu taipu datte jojo ni kakusei [bad word] itta mon na
Seijitsu na kokoro no seichou ga dareka ni totte tokubetsu ni [bad word]
Sou omotta kekka ga kore da yo!
Wakatta, wakatta! Nandemo [bad word] tte!
Yukkuri tsukatte ne.")
futsuu no yuujin
boshuuchuu: sekai wo ("BASAA!") shinai ("Yameroo!")
futsuu no yuujin
boshuuchuu: okotowari (daze) INTAAFEISU ("Nagato, kansha wa [bad word] yo!")
matomo na seishun
sono ichi: utagau beki ka tanzaku ("Sore ga mondai da...")
futsuu ni seishun
sono ni: gimei nanoranai ("Konnichi wa. [bad word] Diasu desu")
saketai seishun
sono san: DEKAi NANIka to tatakau
yosou wa seikai NEBAA ENDO ("Nani!?")
akiaki daze... nigero!
("Uwaa! Bujitsu no kagi ga sotogawa kara [bad word]
Asahina-saan! Naite bakari nai de issho ni nantoka [bad word] kudasaai!
Nagatoo! Tanomu kara rokkaa kara detekite!
Koizumi! Tsukou ga [bad word] nara to tama ni [bad word] no yamero!
Kuso! SOS [bad word] wo!
Are? Pasokon no machi uke ga [bad word] ..hiiiiiiiiiiii!
Deta! Dete kitaa!")