Homo Sapiens Rhapsody (исполнитель: Sugita Tomokazu)
("Taararattattattattaratta jan") kou [bad word] koto ni [bad word] imasara [bad word] hazuganai ("akiramenna") yokan wa shoujiki HORAA HAUSU ("au!") akiaki daze... nigero! ("Shikashi mawari komareta") [bad word] to omou ga ore wa Tokubetsu na ningen demo nandemo nain da ze!") kitai wa [bad word] shoutai wa [bad word] ("Dame da dame da!") sorosoro ki ga tsuke yo ("Ore daze tottsun dare!?") hitosoudou owareba 10,000 (ichi-man) kenshorihan ("Nani!?") sekininsha ORE nano ka? ("Uwaaa! [bad word] na! [bad word] naa!") gutai teki [bad word] kara iwanai kedo ( [bad word] Itte miro") jibundemo okashii to omowanai ka? ("U! Namaiki itte suimasen [bad word] ") matomo na seishun sono ichi ("One!") : kotou nanka ni dekakenai ("Ikanai ikanai") futsuu ni seishun sono ni ("Two!") : natsuyasumi wa yasumu ("Aete [bad word] ") saketai seishun sono san ("Saan!") : myou na eiga wa tsukuranai ("Oi! 'Three' tte ie yo!") yosou wa seikai NEBAA ENDO ("Owaranai!") akiaki daze... nigero! ("Daga ore wa mebiusu no wa no ue wo [bad word] ita ni suginain da. Na, nandatte!?") gokai ni [bad word] ritai ni [bad word] ichiichi makikomu na ("Aaa! Sugoi saikuron!") isshuukan norikoe 100,000 (juu-man) nen soutousuu gyakukaiten [bad word] ka? ("Chou pinchi supin!") odoroki ga tameiki ni [bad word] dake de ("Haa, yareyare...") jibundemo naresugite YABAI no kane? ("Zannen nagara te no hodokoshiyou ga arimasen. Damare!") naritai yuujin kibou ichi ("Tanomu!"): chounouryoku wa tsukawanai ("Kao mo chikaku nai!") [bad word] yuujin kibou ni ("Onegaishimasu!"): mirai kara konai ("Asahina-san wa Asahina-san dakara iin da!") kigaau yuujin kibou san ("Honto tanomimasu!") : HOMO-SAPIENSU-KATEGORI ("Zegahidemo onegai [bad word] ") yotei ga seikaku kenzen na shikou de areba yoshi! ("Yooshi") ("Sou da yo na~, saisho kara tokubetsu na ningen nanka [bad word] ka yo! Ano nyuu taipu datte jojo ni kakusei [bad word] itta mon na Seijitsu na kokoro no seichou ga dareka ni totte tokubetsu ni [bad word] Sou omotta kekka ga kore da yo! Wakatta, wakatta! Nandemo [bad word] tte! Yukkuri tsukatte ne.") futsuu no yuujin boshuuchuu: sekai wo ("BASAA!") shinai ("Yameroo!") futsuu no yuujin boshuuchuu: okotowari (daze) INTAAFEISU ("Nagato, kansha wa [bad word] yo!") matomo na seishun sono ichi: utagau beki ka tanzaku ("Sore ga mondai da...") futsuu ni seishun sono ni: gimei nanoranai ("Konnichi wa. [bad word] Diasu desu") saketai seishun sono san: DEKAi NANIka to tatakau yosou wa seikai NEBAA ENDO ("Nani!?") akiaki daze... nigero! ("Uwaa! Bujitsu no kagi ga sotogawa kara [bad word] Asahina-saan! Naite bakari nai de issho ni nantoka [bad word] kudasaai! Nagatoo! Tanomu kara rokkaa kara detekite! Koizumi! Tsukou ga [bad word] nara to tama ni [bad word] no yamero! Kuso! SOS [bad word] wo! Are? Pasokon no machi uke ga [bad word] ..hiiiiiiiiiiii! Deta! Dete kitaa!")