Found out my woman been sneakin’ around
 Found her a new man from somewhere outta town
 laughin' behind my back, like I was a joke
 But I got the last laugh, and I aint just blowin' smoke...

 Every dog’s gonna have his day
 Then there's gonna be [bad word] to pay
 Too many times, the bad guy gets away
 Oh... Not Today

 Got me a shotgun and my brother’s boat
 Cement blocks and a loggin' chain, so he don't float
 Good night for fishin', the water's still and black
 Two of us are goin’; only one’ll [bad word]  back

 Everydog’s gonna have his day
 Then there's gonna be [bad word] to pay
 Too many times, the bad guy gets away
 Oh... Not today

 Been four years since he went down
 Nobody dragged the river. Nobody asked around.
 Guess she don’t miss him, never shed a tear.
 It’s a helluva story, nobody’s ever gonna hear.

 Everydog’s gonna have his day
 Then there's gonna be [bad word] to pay
 Too many times, the bad guy gets away
 Oh... Not Today

 Aint no witness,
 Aint no crime.
 Me and my woman 
 Been doin’ fine…