[Verse 1]
 Pick up the god dang phone...
 [bad word] where the [bad word] were you Tuesday?
 With who you say?
 I wasn't at the studio
 [bad word] what'd you do [bad word] Dre?
 You went there looking for me
 Oo that excuse is too lame
 Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
 You fake, lying [bad word] you never told me you knew drake
 Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs
 You try to flip this on me?
 If I spent more time with you, you say
 “Ok yeeah, I’m coo-coo, hey?” Well, [bad word] you
 And I’d be the third person who screwed you today
 Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh touche
 You were too two-faced for me
 Thought you was my number one
 [bad word] BlueAce but you ain't
 And I can see you and you make
 That little boo-boo face
 Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo
 You make my [bad word] Blutooth ache
 You feeling blue too late
 Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid
 Here's what you say to someone you hate

 [Hook]
 My life will be so much better if you just dropped dead 
 I was laying in bed last night thinking
 And this thought just popped in my head and I thought
 Wouldn't [bad word] just be a lot easier if you dropped dead 
 I would feel so much better

 [Verse 2]
 Think I just relapsed, this [bad word] pushed me over the brink
 Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think
 Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go
 Cause I told ‘em I’m only driving [bad word] cause that [bad word] drove me to drink
 I'm back on my [bad word] ho's
 But a whole new hatred for blondes, but bias? I hate all [bad word] the same, [bad word] on
 Excuse the pun but [bad word] you're such a broad statement
 And I am channeling my anger through every single station it's on
 Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art cause you ripped it in two pa-arts
 And threw it in the garbage, who do you think you are?
 [bad word] guess it's time for me to get the dust off
 And pick myself up off the carpet
 But I'll never say the L-word again
 I la-la-la-la [bad word] *shout*
 I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
 My life would be so much better if you just

 [Hook]
 My life will be so much better if you just dropped dead 
 I was laying in bed last night thinking
 And this thought just popped in my head and I thought
 Wouldn't [bad word] just be a lot easier if you dropped dead 
 I would feel so much better

 [Bridge]
 Cuz you told me, you love me, forever
 [bad word]  that was a lie
 Now I never, wanted someone, to die
 So bad in my [bad word] life but [bad word] it there’s other fish in the sea

 And I'mma have a whale of a time
 Being a single sailor for the night
 [bad word] on a scale of 1 to 10, [bad word]  I must be the holy grailer
 Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my [bad word] name (great)
 I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh
 Made for me say [bad word] it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer
 These [bad word] tryna get atached with the failer
 And latch him to the tail of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
 Like I'm itchin' to get hitched
 Yeah I'm rich as a [bad word] but [bad word] ain't [bad word]  I'd rather leave a [bad word] in a ditch
 [bad word] [bad word] when you listen to this
 But you still throw yourself at me
 That's what I call pitchin' a [bad word]  That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight
 Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul
 But my [bad word] s on strike so all that love [bad word] is null and void
 [bad word] I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
 Oi oi oi man oh man you boy boy boys
 Getting sick at these girls girls girls
 Oink oink oink you [bad word] pigs
 All you good boys doink doink doink
 I got 99 problems and the [bad word] ain't one
 She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun
 I take em all out I hope you hear this song