Epic Rap Battles of History Fan Group - [bad word]  [bad word] club51568297

Adolf Hitler:
Vader... This is your last chance... Battle me... or die...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DARTH VADER!
VERSUS!
ADOLF HITLER!
BEGIN!

Adolf Hitler: [bad word] you, you big black [bad word] 
I'll kick your balls in your face! war on two fronts!
This Führer will [bad word] the Dark Side! Like a rap Apartheid!
I put the germ into Germany! I'm sick on this mic!
I've beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain!
You're just a sad [bad word] medic robot freak who needs some lovin'
So I baked you something, here, pop into my oven!

Darth Vader:
Let me paint you a picture, son
Potrait of a [bad word] after World War One
You were stirring up a fear so the German people
Tellin' the world that the Jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got it fired up
And when your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!
You dumb [bad word]  didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you [bad word]  better pack some [bad word] winter clothes!
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters rhyme for me
Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me!

Boba Fett:
They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea
I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show!
Cause when I rock the microphone I-

Adolf Hitler:
Aw, sieg [bad word] no!
You're not going to cheat me, Mr. Sunglasses All the Time!
I'll take you, and your new boyfriend Goofy, and all your spermy soldier guys!
And throw you all in a [bad word] in the sand!
I am Adolf!... Hitler...