And I tell you I’m sorry girl
It was nothing personal
Is anyone up?
Is anyone up?
Your [bad word] 
Your boobies

And I tell you I’m sorry girl
It was nothing personal
Is anyone up?
Is anyone up?
Your [bad word] 
Your boobies
On the world wide web

Girl it’s nothing personal
I’m sorry for this
But I think you f*ck anal so well
That everybody should know

Your [bad word] deserves much more attention
Than I could give to you

You said that I’d be the only one
You are nothing more than a folder on my harddisk
And you are nothing more than the guys I’ve met before
F*ck you little [bad word] I’ve got your [bad word] in HD

And I tell you I’m sorry girl
It was nothing personal
Is anyone up?
Is anyone up?
Your [bad word] 
Your boobies
On the world wide web
[x2]

Oh lord, shame on me!
Gargoyles everywhere
I’ve lost my ability
To infatuate hot chicks

You never will expose a girl again
Your daddy will be proud of his stupid little girl
Shut the f*ck up
Tonight I’m on a photo date
With the highschool-grenade

And I tell you I’m sorry girl
It was nothing personal
Is anyone up?
Is anyone up?
Your [bad word] 
Your boobies
On the world wide web
[x2]

I’ve seen a lot of boobies
I’ve seen a lot of [bad word] 
As long as there are hot chicks
There’ll be always men that hunt

#NBHNC (what?)
Means a lot to me (aha!)
We cannot stop to stare
So put your [bad word] up in the air (oh, f*ck me!)