Evil
 Evil is his one and only name
 Evil
 In his mind there is no other game

 When your name is Evil that is good
 Or so you think
 But you're so very wrong
 It's evil

 But being wrong is right
 So then you're good again
 Which is the evilest thing of all

 Do you find his subtle ways invite you
 Does he excite you?
 If his contradictions should attract you
 Should he distract you

 Heaven help you then
 You're finished, it's the end
 There'll be no retrieval
 From the evil
 The evil he will do

 He's evil
 He's Dr. Evil
 His name is Evil