[bad word] Christmas!
It's a waste of [bad word] time [bad word] Santa
He's just out to get your dime, [bad word] Holly and [bad word] Ivy
And [bad word] all that mistletoe
White-bearded big fat [bad word] Ringing bells where e'er you go
And bloated men in shopping malls
All going Ho-Ho-Ho
It's [bad word] Christmas time again!
 [bad word] Christmas
It's a [bad word] Disney show [bad word] reindeer
And all that [bad word] snow [bad word] carols
And [bad [bad word] And his stupid [bad word] nose [bad word] sleigh bells tinkling
Everywhere you [bad word] goes [bad word] stockings and [bad word] shopping
It just drives us all insane.
Go tell the elves
To [bad word] themselves
It's Christmas time again!