I got a beat leather jacket
I got a broken down car
I'm gonna push it up the hill
If I can make it that far

'Cause everything I own is a broken down piece of junk
Ooh la la la, ohh la la

Got a broken record player
I got a bird that won't sing
And the buzzin' in my head goes ring ring ring

'Cause everything I own is a broken down piece of junk
Ooh la la la, ohh la la

One man's fortune, honey
Is another man's worst bad luck
If I ever crawl outta this hole alive
I'm gonna spend every last buck buck buck

I ain't got a job
Live in a cheap hotel
The door ain't got a lock
But I say what the [bad word] 
'Cause everything I own is a broken down piece of junk
Ooh la la la, ohh la la

One man's fortune, honey
Is another man's worst bad luck
If I ever crawl outta this hole alive
I'm gonna spend every last buck buck buck

Now don't misunderstand me
I got my monshine mash
But if I made any money
It'd be gone in a flash

'Cause everything I own is a broken down piece of junk
Ooh la la la, ohh la la