Excuses 
Only
Produces
Abuses
The chooses 
The loosest
Of ends
That tend 
To send 
The false inner sense
That me and you together could actually be friends

No way in [bad word]  we're gonna let you all know
No way in [bad word]  we're gonna tear up the show
No way in [bad word]  we're gonna let it all flow
No way in [bad word]  all roads lead to Rome

Yeeeeeaaaahh! We're gonna kick your monkey [bad word] Yeeeeeaaaahh! [bad word] with the blast
Yeeeeeaaaahh! It's the funky sound class
Yeeeeeaaaahh! We're gonna make it everlast

They said we couldn't do this but I know we can
You can't keep a good man down, a God [bad word] You and you and yours just better keep still
Coz I haven't even started with my spick and my spill

No way in [bad word]  we're gonna let it all go
No way in [bad word]  we're gonna walk through the snow
No way in [bad word]  you're gonna put me on a hold
No way in [bad word]  I think I'm really getting old

Yeeeeeaaaahh! We're gonna kick your monkey [bad word] Yeeeeeaaaahh! [bad word] with the blast
Yeeeeeaaaahh! It's the funky sound blast
Yeeeeeaaaahh! We're gonna make it everlast

No Way, No Way, No way in [bad word] (X4)

Something wrong with your life when you go the lowest low
Do you recognise yourself when you look in the mirror?
Can't control your mind or flip your tiny brain but 
Don't hate the player if you can't play the game

No way in [bad word]  we're gonna let it all go
No way in [bad word]  we're gonna walk through the snow
No way in [bad word]  you're gonna put me on a hold
No way in [bad word]  I think I'm really getting old

Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yeeeeeaaaahh! You got your future in your hands
Yeeeeeaaaahh! We got you peeing in your pants
Yeeeeeaaaahh! You get no f*cking chance
Yeeeeeaaaahh! We got you steppin' on quicksand

Party-arty-arty-arty-arty-arty-arty ya (X8)