powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt
bribes in your pocket, you never do any work
you fat [bad word] slob you just sit in a car
until you get off work then it's back to the bar

you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop

you never catch any crooks but harass everyone else
your fat fingers don't fit the trigger you're too slow to catch a [bad word] 
you're a suburban cop because you're scared of the city
you broke a stool at dunkin donuts because you're so [bad word] fat

you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop

powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt
bribes in your pocket, you never do any work
you fat [bad word] slob you just sit in a car
until you get off work then it's back to the bar

you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop-cop
you [bad word] pig-pig
you're a [bad word] cop