Good afternoon ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain.

Ricky Ricardo.

Take me back, take me back, she'll be back.

Ricky Ricardo.

Take me back, take me back, she'll be back.

Ricky Ricardo.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Lucy.
I'm home.
Where you been?
Oh, I know.
You been conga dancing?
Well me too.
Now you got some splaininnnnnnng.
To do.
This ain't about me, It's about you.
Everything you sayin' ain't [bad word] 
I never [bad word] a in apartment twenty-three,
cause she's [bad word] the dude in twenty-two.
Got hands all in her gato.
Hot sauce in her taco.
Turned her face to Picasso.
Hey, this is rittatto.
Boom.

Baby, I went Ricky Ricarco.
But you be loosey goosey,
when you be on that bottle.
Say you wanna leave me,
cause you caught me cheating.
Baby, I ain't worried, worried, worried.
I know.

Kee, kee, kee, kee, kee, kee, kee

Take me back, take me back, she'll be back.

Ricky Ricardo.

Take me back, take me back, she'll be back.

Ricky Ricardo.

Ooh.
See that girl like va-va-va-vavoom.
Show a naked [bad word] like uh-ba-baboon.
Watch me do my wapabaloo.
Early in the morning get the [bad word] a-doodle-doo.
They call me the captain.
Two girls, four [bad word] bouncin'.
So proud of my Johnson.
That's Johnson, Johnson, and Johnson.
I don't [bad word] with no socks.
Cold feet, I'm gown stop.
Get up off of those sheets.
Unless you doin' my laundry.
I am the white Tyrese.
Sweet [bad word] talk to me.
But please don't try and seduce me.
Cause girl, I really love Lucy.

Oh Baby, I went Ricky Ricarco.
But you be loosey goosey,
when you be on that bottle.
Say you wanna leave me,
cause you caught me cheating.
Baby, I ain't worried, worried, worried.
I know.

Kee, kee, kee, kee, kee, kee, kee

Take me back, take me back, she'll be back.

Ricky Ricardo.

Take me back, take me back, she'll be back.

Ricky Ricardo.

Loosey Goosey!
Hey I admit, I went a little bit too Ricky Ricardo, didn't I mamasita?
Cause you are my flower.
Sorry Lucy, I went Ricardo.
I know you'll be, back tomorrow.
Get your whining [bad word] out my carro.
She will be back, that's mamarro.
 [bad word] here mamasita.
You're my floresita.
Lucy-si-si-sita. [bad word] meet your fajita. [bad word] here mamasita.
You're my floresita.
Lucy-si-si-sita. [bad word] meet your fajitaaaaaaaaa.

(DINNER'S READY)

Cause I'm Ricky Ricardo.

Take me back, take me back, she'll be back.