Things were going just fine
Lisa was finally mine
But I didn't get the promotion I expected so she [bad word] my best friend
Things were going so great
Lisa promised me  for my birthday but
Instead I found her dancing with Mark in the living room

You're lying, I never hit you
You're tearing me apart
Everybody betray me
I fed up with this world

Things were going so smooth
In our quaint little life that we called The Room
Even though Claudette has breast cancer
And Denny's a creep
Things were going so nice
The wedding was right on time
But I recorded her baby talk with Mark on the phone
So I put a gun in my mouth

As far as I'm concerned
You can drop off the Earth (that's a promise)
One last thing:
Please god forgive me