Slime Princess, you're alright!
Flame Princess, you're okay.
Wildberry Princess could be better.
All of the princesses are pretty alright, but... 

 Oh, Bubblegum!
 You look like a lot of fun!
 I'm right outside!
 And that is how I know. 

Hey, princess, did you get my text,
With a picture of my awesome gun-show?
I'm also working on my pecs!
If you like, I'll send ya a picture of that, too. 

Oh Bubblegum, I really need someone
Or anyone, pretty much anyone...
I'm so alone!
Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me!?

Anybody? Anybody? Anybody!