[bad word] ..
To your doom!
Blaaaahahahahahahahagh!

Bapmo [bad word]  Bimto Bartuum!
Barbo Kabalto, I leave you TO YOUR DOOM!

Plague of blood, low gravity!
Your tiny head displeases me!
Darkness falls across the land.
Spin the wheel, your fate IS AT HAND!

Blaaaa-hahahahaha-hah-hah-HAH
Hyeeah-hahahahaha-hah-hah-HAH
Blaaaa-hahahahaha-hah-hah-HAH
I am HERE!

Bemelus Brontae, Mictor Atae!
Mortus Longdistanas!
Bimto, Bombto, Basbus, Bronto!
Mortus Attackostaff!
Bisbos, Barasbus, Bombinomicon! (Bombinomicon!)

I am hiding, but as what?
pumpkin? brick?
Perhaps a harmless oil [bad word] ..
...Or a brick!

Demoman, would you have your eye back? (Give me back me eye!) [bad word] find me... If you DARE!
Hyeeah-hah-hah-hah-hah! (Bloody [bad word] #33;)
Soldier, never anger a magician... (Take your voodoo back to CANADA!)
...When you're all SUPER SCARED!
Mua-ha-ha-ha-hah! (I am scared you maggots!)

You win; goodbye! No wait, it's a tie!
I curse... this land,
For a hundred... No, a thousand...
thousand- Oh, I die!
Nooooooooooooooooo!