In other circumstances you might fail
'Cause I know you don't have a beaver tail
You're not a platypus
But I'm gonna see you sweat...
All: Milk! 

Cowling: We're gonna see how much you can take
I'm gonna work you through your union break
You squeeze a silkworm, what'cha think you're gonna get?
All: Silk! 

But I know a way we can make you a warrior
Even though now you're a wuss
It's the Way of the Platypus! 

But that's just the general information. Here's some of the specific things you can look forward to in your workout... 

Your [bad word] up a ramp with two buckets of water
Swing over muck for some reason
At some point you'll drop to your knees when it's rainin'
And look up into the sky-y... 

You'll stand on a post with your arms out
Hey, these flowers are way out of season
You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man
and move big heavy things with your mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ind... 

But I know a way, we can make you a warrior
Even though now you're a wuss
It's the Way of the Platypus! 

It's the Way of the Platypus!