If God had a long hair, and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced out would you buy His story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
And yeah, yeah God smells good
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie dyed microbus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place, in the beginning
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did He put them there for Adam & Eve?
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offerin'

And Yeah, Yeah, God rolls great
And Yeah, Yeah, God smells good,
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Do you s'pose he had a buzz
When he made the Platypus
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones
And do you think He rolls His own?
Up there in Heaven on the throne.

And when the saints go marching home,
Maybe He sits and smokes a bone.