[Verse 1: Eve]
This battle's gonna end like every argument does
With you kissing my [bad word] and begging me for [bad word] I made a map [bad word] and im reading it too
Gives me specific directions how to [bad word] with you
I know that you like to think you're so macho
But you smell like ballsacks and nachos
I work. While you and your boyfriend Steve
Drink and play sports in a Fantasy League
You're as sharp as a stick, that [bad word] on my lips
So go ahead take a shot, I'm sure that you'll miss
Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list
If you'd stop [bad word] up I wouldn't have to get [bad word] 
[Verse 2: Adam]
My life was fine 'till you had [bad word] along and wreck it
Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?
You cry about everything, but can't decide what you want
"I'm hungry", "I'm fat", "I'm cold", "I'm hot"
You call [bad word]  but yo I'd call you a mess
You take two hours to [bad word]  three more to get dressed!
You got a lotion for this? Got a cream for that?
Got any perfume that smells like get the [bad word] off my back?
When things are good they're great, and it's like I'm dreamin'
Until your junk starts bleedin' and you turn to a demon
It ain't summer Eve, don't try to play me like a douche
You wanna bite on my [bad word] well you can swallow the [bad word] 

[Verse 3: Eve]
Don't. even. bring up swallow
The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow
One pump chump and you're hung like a weasel
Ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle
You want alone time? Have it! In fact
Suck your own [bad word]  and shave your own back
That apple's the best thing I bit so far
Now I see how much of a [bad word] you are

[Verse 4: Adam]
I wasn't listening, are you still flapping those lips?
I was just thinking, yo did I give up a rib for this?
Woman, I just don't know what your problem is
All I know is you're acting like a colossal [bad word] 

[Both: shocked silence]

Adam:
I'm sorry

Eve:
...I'm sorry, too

Adam: 
Alright, nice!

Eve:
Don't even think about it!

Adam:
Okay, that's fine, we can eat