Ho ho [bad word] ho, what a crock of [bad word] We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the [bad word] work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.
 [bad word] and I quit, just who's he think he is,
That little fat [bad word] s at back in the sleigh, cracking that [bad word] whip
And me stuck up the front with these other useless [bad word] Stick ya christmas up your [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.

Ho ho [bad word] ho, what a crock of [bad word] We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the [bad word] work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.

And what about us elves, we've had enough as well.
Working in that freezing factory cold as [bad word] [bad word] Working till we drop, with our [bad word] brazing off.
Stick ya christmas up your [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.

Ho ho [bad word] ho, what a crock of [bad word] We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the [bad word] work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.

I'm Santa Claus' wife, I know what he's really like
Sneaking into them little kids rooms he's a [bad word] pedophile.
devious old [bad word] and I'm married to the [bad word] 
So stick ya christmas your [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.

Ho ho [bad word] ho, what a crock of [bad word] We all work for Santa Claus, we've had enough, we quit
'Cause we do all the [bad word] work while he stars in the show
Stick ya christmas up your [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.

Stick ya christmas your [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho. (x2)