parking in a crosswalk 
CITIZENS ARREST 
home made crystal meth lab 
CITIZENS ARREST 

i thought i saw those kids 
smoking weed behind the tool shed 
i think we'll have to confiscate that 

we'll pull you over with no right just because we can 
put you in a choke hold cause we're good Samaritans 
you're a [bad word] scum bag show us your [bad word] hands 
you're a [bad word] scum bag show us your [bad word] hands 

satan taking bong rips 
CITIZENS ARREST 
jesus huffing jenkem 
CITIZENS ARREST 

i know i saw those dudes 
touching tips behind the tool shed 
i think we'll have to book em' danno