Well it ain’t like me to hang out here
  I rarely touch anything stronger than beer
                                Fact is I never been in this bar alone no
    But tonight my baby’s out with somebody new
      So in case there’s any trouble I might get into
                                     You better keep my keys and my cab fare home

      I got too much blood in my alcohol level
    You might as well bring that bottle to the table
                                          I ain’t a gonna stop till I get the mixture right
          I’m gonna drink that girl right off of my mind
         Till I’m one shot short being over the line
                                      I got too much blood in my alcohol level tonight

       Well I know right now I’m still talking straight
    But gimme an hour baby just you wait
                                    I won’t be thinking bout what might a been not then
          I’m gonna feed that jukebox shoot me some pool
Act like a natural born honky tonk fool
                             Who don’t even know when to say when