I can't [bad word] that you spend 
Christmas in prison! 

No jingle bells, just prison cells 
It's Christmas in prison! 

For a Christmas prank, you get Christmas shanked 
It's Christmas in prison! 

You don't get the kind of present you hoped for if you drop the soap on the floor 
It's Christmas in prison! 

Forget about that sleigh ride, 'cause you're sure to get parole denied 
It's Christmas in prison! 

You'll get no Christmas cards, instead you got your sadistic prison guards 
It's Christmas in prison! 

Instead of celebrating Jesus' birth, you get a cavity search 
It's Christmas in prison! 

None of those Christmas carols you sang, but you're sure to get beat up by a rival gang 
It's Christmas in prison, Christmas in prison! 

Instead of a nativity scene, you get shank in your spleen 
It's Christmas in prison! 

Instead of steaming hot mince pies, you get bleach poured in your eyes 
It's Christmas in prison! 

There's absolutely no celebration if you're locked in isolation 
It's Christmas in prison! 

I can't stand another minute here - I've gotta get out of here 
It's Christmas in prison! 
It's Christmas, Christmas in prison!